He's temperamental, warmongering, and that's why I nicknamed him Trump... and today I'm dealing with him like Iran deals with Trump: with extreme caution 🫡👼💆‍♂️ [lynbrugger] [CoachN]

As Archimedes said in his esteemed book... in the year 2214 BC, on a Tuesday at 7 PM... you should consume milk obtained from cows ‌ 👀 👀 [lynbrugger] [CoachN]

My caress of the little devil 😈👽 [CoachN]

How lazy that Trump is... he’s even lying down while earning his living 🤣 😅 [lynbrugger]

The most beautiful morning moments are when you are beside the one you love 😘 ☺️ 😚 [lynbrugger] [CoachN]

The young against the old, and the old against the young... a difference in cultures, nothing more 🤣 🤣 😇 [lynbrugger]

If your prince or princess feels lonely and lacks affection and attention... we are here for them... We will make them happy and brighten their day... We will take care of them from A to Z... Playing their favorite music... Cleaning their bath... Compensating for the lack of a mother's love... but without breastfeeding. 😅🍼🍼 [CoachN]

I love surprising the enemy... the best form of defense is offense 😅 [CoachN]

May the curse of Amun be upon you all 😑😑😑😑😑🤣🤣🤣🤣 [CoachN]

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